You Know You Own A TT Gallardo When…

My friend Scott has way too much time on his hands :)

You know you have a TT Gallardo……

-When a girl asks if you are single and you lift the rear bonnet and say ….twin.
-You have started to only race crotch rockets because they are the only competition.
- When someone asks you to sell your car for the blue book you just laugh at their stupidity
- A Ferrari that run’s 10′s is still a piece of shit.
- When you no longer snore, but make boost and blow-off-valve noises in your sleep.
- You care more about the car than work
- Your car only makes 1000hp+ on low boost and pump gas.
- You’re the only one at the track running under10’s and/or 200MPH on street tires.
- You walk to work in the cold convincing yourself that you’ve got a sweet car, meanwhile the GTT is nice and toasty in the garage…
- You hunt down other GTT owners even when you are in your dd and wave only to get a puzzled face
- You go through tires almost as fast as gas

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- You source unknown expensive parts from Italy to add 2 hp
- You love it more than you could think of loving any woman
- You’re sick of the fast and the furious
- Off a roll is the prefered type of race
- You have Lambo Power as the default page in your web browser
- Parts catalogs with items circled mysteriously appear on your S.O.’ coffee table before Christmas, birthdays….etc.
- You have a brand new set of tires, but you keep looking at the tire ads, anyway
- You can quote all of your cars specs, but can’t remember your anniversary or SO’s birthday.
- You take the long way everywhere and still get there first.
- You can recognize another GTT from ten miles away
- You talk about your car like it was made by God ( Sorry DWIGGS , somebody had to make them….)
- When you are depressed, you go to Lambo Power for advice
- People talk shit about you or your car online because they know they would have their asses handed to them in person!
- There are always 25 free parking stalls between your parked car and the store you’re going to.
- When you refuse to park in the office parking lot , so you rent out a garage two miles away and bike there.
- When you spend 90 hours within a week and a half looking for a 1/2 psi boost leak
- Every time you hear an odd sound on the highway, you pull over no matter what the traffic is looking like
- You have $100K in mods, but the stock stereo system
- Little kids annoy the fcuk out of you and ask for rides
- Those same kids tell everyone you’re their brother
- You look at your boost gauge more than your speedometer
- You start to lay out a 3 page plan on what your future mods are for your G
- The local upscale carwash starts to know you by first name and gives you discounts
- ebay loves you
- Only Ferrari’s try to race you on the road…everyone else has more sense than that
- It’s 15 degrees outside, and you’re heating water to wash the car.
- As you’re washing the car as stated above, you take your jacket off so it won’t scratch the paint.
- A cop offers to trade you a PBA card for a ride in the car
- You get annoyed when people go “too slow” on off-ramps, look down at your speedometer, and realize you’re doing 100.
- Its not a matter of if you’re ever gonna get a ticket, its more of a matter of when it’s gonna happen…….
- Speed limit signs are the work of “Satan”, and thus you refuse to obey them.
- Your girlfriend realizes when you’re talking to her on the phone and reading LP at the same time or on the UGR website.
- Your girlfriend one day tells you “You know I think the car’s better looking than you are,” and you just nod, smile, and say “Yes it is.”
- ……you no longer have a girlfriend
- The last one doesn’t bother you, cause your car likes it harder and faster anyway
- you take offense to the fact that someone has the balls to say “you talk about your car like it was made by God,” as if they actually knew otherwise
- When you hear the term “pump gas” you think of $6+ a gallon an 100+ octane
- You make more power with one liter than most cars do total
- When you hear the words “ Fast and Furious” you cringe
- Your dad does not care about the your lack of responsibility in life, cuz he wants a ride in the car
- You get your buddies girlfriend cuz she likes your car better
- You get dumped by your buddies girlfriend but don’t care cuz you found a Hawiian Tropic’s model and a set of hot twins that love your car as well
- You lose touch with a lot of friends because most of your discussions before were about who’s car was better and now its obvious who was right
- You know you’re Lambo crazy when you get an empty feeling inside when you can’t visit the forum at least once a day or when the board is down for maintanance.
- You pull up to a gas station and ask if they have racing fuel and the attendant says “yeah but it’s $4.50/gal, are you sure you want it?” and you say “Oh sweet, filler up.”
- You have your own special “Lambo towel” tha t is 100% virgin cotton that has never been in contact with fabric softener and is the only towel that is allowed to touch your paint.
- You have your own special super soft wash mit that you keep in a bag in your trunk so when you’re at somebody else’s house and they ask if you want to wash your car you say “sure, but your wash mit has chunks in it so I’m going to use my own.”
- You get out of your car at the Chevron station and start taking pictures of it under the florescent lights while everybody stares at you like you’re an egotistical moron and your wife is in the car trying to hide from everybody.
- Your x-mas list consists of cheap stuff like Lexol and motor oil because the stuff you really want nobody else can afford to buy for you
- You pass by people on the freeway and smile because you’re imagining what your car looks like in their eyes and the image pleases you
- You have a bag of Zaino products behind your driver seat to get rid of any swirl age that catches your eyes no matter where you’re at.
- You go to a restaurant you park in a spot that can be seen from a window, as long as the spot won’t risk you getting door dings, and then request to be seated at the table/booth by that window
- You go visit friends and family and let your wife do the talking while you stand and stare at your car out the living room window
- You always think of what mods you could buy if you sold that POS
- You’d rather live in an apartment and have a nice modded Gallardo rather than buy a house and drive a cheaper car, or stock Gallardo
- You spot a crowd of exotics and pull in and pretend you’re interested in their cars when really you’re just there to show yours off and check out their ladies
- You’re cruising along on the freeway and you see cars in your mirrors zooming up beside you but then you lose site of them because they don’t pass you. Instead they’re chilling in your blind spot, drooling over your car , and you get annoyed so you pretend like you don’t know they are there so you turn on your blinker and pretend you’re going to hit them
- the people next to you on the plane didn’t hear you correctly and think you’re flying to texas to buy a gallant because they’re hard to come by where you’re from
- People crap their pants when you tell them how much boost you run daily
- People think you’re talking about a gangster friend when you’re talking about your G.
-You go browse the for sale section before a movie or tv show, during commercial breaks, and after the movie or tv show has ended, because you never know when that killer bargain will pop up
- When you’re watching 25 auctions on ebay and 10 of them are Gallardo’s that have already sold, 1 is a Murcie you wish you could have, and the other 14 are performance parts that you wish you could have for your car
- You keep busting your shit on the ice on the driveway from the water from washing your car in 20 degree weather
- You never have to ask your friends, “who wants to ride with me” When your all going out.
- You would do anything for a girl who owned a Lambo
- You peek in the garage every hour just to see if your car is ok
- You love telling people after you demolish them in a race that your mods are, “just exhaust and a boost controller”
- When your Gallardo TT is cleaner than your bedroom.
- People start to chase you on the highway to follow you
- You can relate to at least half the things on this list, and that makes you daaaaamn proud
- When you tell ppl why you didnt drive your car cause of the snow, they ask “What snow?”
- You ask your Italian teacher how to say “Gallardo” in Italian
- You blow Ferrari’s away on the road, and then smile as you tell them “Imagine if i had a turbo…”
- Running your car cold is like the Rangers winning the Stanley Cup… doesn’t happen
- A friend at work begs you to let her drive your car, and you laugh when she offers you the keys to her car to assure you that nothing will happen
- You are introduced to new people by your friend as the “guy who owns the Lambo”
- Your girlfriend dumps you and you don’t care because you know you could get another hottie in 10 minutes of cruising with the G
- Every other car enthusiast on the floor thinks you are an arrogant prick since getting one but no one wants to race
- Suddenly every exotic owner on forums considers you their “friend”
- You compiled this list and posted it on your door and people say “Yeah, you sure can relate to most of those”
- You dont even look at the price of regular gas any more
- You try to think of easier ways to pre-mix
- Your more worried about hurting your car in a wreck than yourself
- Toyo has a regular delivery schedule to your house every other month
- You break off a date (and sex) because your car is overdue for a waxing
- Your GF thre atens to break up with you if you don’t spend more time with her….
- She stays with you because losing you means losing the car
- Cops stop you to talk about your car
- You feel weird when driving your dd. Why? Because no one is staring at it….
- You smirk at people in their slow, $60,000 M3′s
- Your upgrades are worth more than most peoples cars
- You only go to Sunoco, as they are the only ones that carry 94 octane (92 just isn’t enough)
- You fail your MBA midterm, but it’s ok since you got that new part installed
- You get frost-bite on your hands because your headlights needed a cleaning
- People tell you an auto is slow, and you laugh at their ignorance
- You won’t have sex in your car for fear of damaging the leather interior
- You make her swallow so as to not stain the interior
- Your boss had to block Lambo Forums off the network
- When Kevin or Jason have your credit card number, home address, garage address, body shop address and various numbers memorized……
- When u visit other car websites and they hate u without knowing u because of what car u drive
- When u put the words “ONLY” and “1000rwhp” together in a sentence and its no big deal.
- When someone says “Hey, thats a real nice Ferrari” and u get really pissed off.
- When you tell people your car is 5 yrs old and they wont believe you.
- When u have a 4k sound system and turn it off in tunnels and over passes so u can hear your turbo spool up and your BOV hit with each shift
- When people talk about your track times being slow even though they aren’t running any faster at the track
- You agree with those close to you that you need an intervention from your obsession
- You just have to turn around to take one last look at your car
- whenever you park it somewhere, and as you turn back away you smile like your on a mind altering drug
- washing your car is a form of meditation
- you ta ke pride in knowing your only 15 min. from anywhere
- Several hundred gig’s of your computer hd is Lambo related stuff
- You look for shiny buildings to drive by just to enjoy the view
- You critique people on their method of getting in and out of your car and give them tips on what they did wrong and how they can improve for next time
- When people get out of your car they have this scared look on their face because they don’t know which part of your door to touch to shut it and you are standing there staring at them with your 100% cotton towel in your hand ready to wipe off their greasy hand prints when they touch the door and then you say to them, “Next time just use the handle to shut it, that’s what it’s for.”
- When it’s really late but you see a crowd of people at 7-11 all gathered around an Ferrari drooling over it so you turn in really quick, park, pretend like you don’t see everybody staring at you and your car, go inside and walk around a lit tle bit and come back out empty handed, get in your car, and leave gracefully
- When you passing everyone up on the freeway when you are still in the merging lane trying to get onto the freeway.
- You park your neighbor’s car with it’s headlights on facing your Lambo so you can wash it in the dark
- When it rains: its still ok because all the worlds a skidpad. you enjoy the f1 like tail of spray as it leaves your tires, and watch it a little too long on the freeway. it’ll give you a chance to try out that new cleaner, and your car was getting dusty anyway
- When the only cars you’re even sort of scared of are Murcie TT’s
- You have ever actually heard a biker say WHAT THE fcuk?! at 200mph
- Most people hate you and you think its funny
- When your tired of being asked, how much did you pay for it?
- When u cant remember a girls name but u can remember the name of the guy who sells u tires and u have his # on speed dial
- When u wake up fr om a nightmare and ur safeplace is the inside of ur Lambo
- You see another Gallardo, wave, smile, and for that one moment you both are thinking the exact same thing……..damn, that is one sexy car
- When you’re walking and u hear a bov from far away and know exactly which bov it is and can list all of your TT friends that have the same bov instantly
- when sometimes u drive around looking for tunnels just so u can punch it and hear the turbo echo
- When traction doesn’t exist until third gear
- When you are on a Ferrari website and everyone flames you cause they are jealous
- When you come out of a store or restaurant and notice a crowd of people gathered around a really nice car so you join them and you say to the guy closest to you, “man that’s a really nice car.” and he says, “hell yeah it is.” Then you disarm it and get in and drive away gracefully
- When its 2 am and you can’t fall asleep cause you’ve riled yourself up thinking about a nice TT kit you are going to be putting in soon
- You’d rather dream about your car than girls
- When some chick in her BMW gives the girl in YOUR car an ugly look because your girl is with a better looking guy in a better looking car
- When your friend with an Ferrari rides in your car for the first time and says “no wonder you Lambo owners are so cocky.” and you say “why’s that?” and he says “because you can be.”
- When you get your pay check, and the only thing you think about it what mod to do next
- When your reply to :why more horsepower? is always “cuz i can….”
- You laugh at people (except Lambo owners and other very few cars) who brag about how much power they are putting out
- You just spent all your money on your car that you can’t even go out to eat and you don’t care
- You get asked why you spend so much money on 5 year old car, But they shut up after you give them a ride
- People always beg to drive your car just once and you’r e annoyed to hell by them cuz there’s just no way you’ll even let them touch the steering wheel
- You spend 6 hours in cold finding and solving the boost leak
- Constantly browse vendors’ websites and dream about parts you will be getting in few months or so
- You get revved at every traffic light
- You wake up your whole neighborhood coming back home at 4 am cuz your car is just too fcuking loud
- You laugh at your friend talking about how scary driving at 200mph is
- When speeding tickets don’t phase you
- When 14mpg is a new record
- When you barely step on the gas half way and you can already see you’re gas needle actually go down
- When you’re in 6th gear on the highway, you drop to 4th..suddenly 30 seconds later you just realized you killed 1/4 of gas
- When you refer to everything in life unmodified as “stock”.

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