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Street Bike Won’t Race Chick In Nissan GT-R?

Mar. 26th, 2012

C’mon dude! Me and Amy were down in Mexico in the GT-R and this guy on an R6 wouldn’t race us. This was a snippet from Robert’s reaction to Amy driving the Nissan GT-R.

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Story: Awesome Cop Last Night

Apr. 12th, 2011

Out in the Lambo last night…

Was moving pretty good and all of a sudden headlights come flying up on us…sure enough there comes the lights. So we pull over…it’s a state cop. Great.

Officer: “So you think because you’re driving a Lamborghini you can go as fast as you want?”
Me: “No officer, I am sorry.”
Officer: “Well I am driving a cop car, does that mean I can drive as fast as I want?”
Me: “No, well–”
Officer: “Well you better slow your ass down and that’s one sick car!”

Goes right back to his car and takes off! Phewwwwwww, lucked out!

World’s Biggest POS Passed Me Today

Nov. 15th, 2010

Quickest picture I could get off…

What I want to know is who in their RIGHT MIND could possibly thinks this looks REMOTELY GOOD? Another picture I found on the web inside… Continue reading “World’s Biggest POS Passed Me Today” »

You Know You Own A TT Gallardo When…

May. 11th, 2010

My friend Scott has way too much time on his hands :)

You know you have a TT Gallardo……

-When a girl asks if you are single and you lift the rear bonnet and say ….twin.
-You have started to only race crotch rockets because they are the only competition.
- When someone asks you to sell your car for the blue book you just laugh at their stupidity
- A Ferrari that run’s 10′s is still a piece of shit.
- When you no longer snore, but make boost and blow-off-valve noises in your sleep.
- You care more about the car than work
- Your car only makes 1000hp+ on low boost and pump gas.
- You’re the only one at the track running under10’s and/or 200MPH on street tires.
- You walk to work in the cold convincing yourself that you’ve got a sweet car, meanwhile the GTT is nice and toasty in the garage…
- You hunt down other GTT owners even when you are in your dd and wave only to get a puzzled face
- You go through tires almost as fast as gas

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